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Some cool definitions

CA. SUJAL MEHTA

CA. SUJAL MEHTA (Service) (3316 Points)

10 January 2009  

Mirror:     A tool Never Ever hand it over to lady's hand.

 

 

Money:    Can buy every thing even love.

 

 

 

Love:      Word means there are two people have been already involved in a risky relationship.

 

 

 

Mother In Law:   Time Bomb explodes every time she visit your house.

 

 

 

Kids:      Refers to Dibbers, Cerelac, less sleep at night but every one is looking to have them.

 

 

 

Friendship:   Vanished relationship new terminology = Business

 

 

 

Wise Man:    The one never believe women.

 

 

 

Smart Girl:   Knows how to catch man.

 

 

 

Male:       Creature always thinks of woman.

 

 

 

Female:   Creature always thinks how to make man's life miserable.


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Jeet Biswas

Jeet Biswas (ACMA (in Service)) (5073 Points)
Replied 10 January 2009

 Cool Definitions!

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CS Arpita Rajpurohit

CS Arpita Rajpurohit (Company Secretary) (1111 Points)
Replied 10 January 2009

really cool ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sameer Medhekar

Sameer Medhekar (Student) (4140 Points)
Replied 10 January 2009

 Nice definitions


CA. Rajeev Aggarwal

CA. Rajeev Aggarwal (Chartered Accountant) (3424 Points)
Replied 10 January 2009

very nice


CA. SUJAL MEHTA

CA. SUJAL MEHTA (Service) (3316 Points)
Replied 10 January 2009

Thanks friends


Nikhil Kumar

Nikhil Kumar (CA , Qualified CPA) (910 Points)
Replied 10 January 2009

Interesting


Bhumi

Bhumi (Accounts) (231 Points)
Replied 12 January 2009

Good one

CA CS CIMA Prakash Somani

CA CS CIMA Prakash Somani (Landmark Group) (23512 Points)
Replied 12 January 2009

Nice definations.. interesting !!!



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