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Love aaj kaal - mast hai boss.

Ashish Dug..

Ashish Dug.. (CA (FINAL)) (619 Points)

12 August 2009  

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

**********

THE NEW VERSIONS.... .

**********
Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

**********
Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.

**********
Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

**********
Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

**********
Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

**********
Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone
bad.



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good one

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Ankur Garg

Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)   (114783 Points)
Replied 13 August 2009

Quite new one...Thanks



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