Life Before Computers!

Life Before Computers!


An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

And a keyboard was on a piano!



Memory was something that you lost with age

And a CD was a bank account

And if you had a corrupted disk

It would hurt when you found out!



Compress was what you did to garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while!



Log on was adding wood to a fire

A hard drive was a trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to the commode!



Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,

Pasting, you did with glue.

The Web was where a spider lived

And a virus was the flu!


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