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Killer shayaris are back
(Please weak hearted people stay away)
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.
1) ๎
Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
๎ถ Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
๐ฎChalo sab khele Counter-Strike ๎ฅ.
2) ๎ Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??
๎ Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??
๎ Cameraman Prafful ke saath Deepak ๎ Chaurasia AAJ TAK..๐
3) ๐Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo.. ๎
Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo..
๎ Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimmat tum kya jaano RameshBabu ?? ๎
4) ๎ Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha... ๎
Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha..
๎ LIFEBUOY hai jaha Tandurusti hai waha...๐ช
5) ๎ป Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna... ๎ป
Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna...
๎ BASANTI in kutto k samne kabhi mat nachna.... ๎ฃ
6) ๐Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..๐
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
๎ Itni Shakti hume dena DATA.. ๎
7) ๎ Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
๎ Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
๎
A for Apple B for Banana.๐
8) ๎ Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
๎ Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
๎
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala ..!!๐ป
9) ๎ฉ Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..๐
Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..
๎ Asali masale sach sach MDH.....MDH ...!
10) ๎ 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..
๎ 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..
๐จMutual Funds are subjected to Market Risks.. ๎
11) ๎ Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...
๎ Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...
๐ญDidi Tera Devar Deewana .. ๎
12) ๎
๐ฐ Gym karna jaruri hai Acche Swasthya k liye...
๎ Gym karna jaruri hai Acche swasthya k liye...
๎ Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye... ๎
13) ๎ฏ Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa ๎ฏ Dus Rupey ka Do,
๎ Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa Dus Rupey ka Do.
๎ ACP ne kaha"DAYA darwaza tod do. ๎ฃ
14) ๐งDarr se daro nahi, just fight it.... ๎
๐งDarr se daro nahi, just fight it.... ๎
๎ Hi I m Rajnikant, Mind it..!! ๎ฐ
15) ๎ Naach Meri Bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega๐ธ..
๎ Naach Meri Bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega๐ธ..
๎
Hum CID se hai, koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..!๐ฌ
16) ๐นKhooni ne dikhaya Daya ko Chaaku.๐ช.
Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko Chaaku..๎ฆ
Arre kya hua Aanandi k Baapu?? ๎
17) ๎ FruitBox k uppar hain Bannana..๐
FruitBox k uppar hain Bannana..๎
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya tum Goli mat chalana.๎
18) ๎ America par ๎ Laden ka saaya tha....
America par Laden ka saaya tha....๐ฅ
๐ฟACP bola iska matlab khooni Balcony se aaya tha..๎
19) ๐ฅFlop ho gayi Aamir ki Talaash.. ๎
Flop ho gayi Aamir ki Talaash.. ๎
Daya wo dekho ek or Laash ๎
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