Killer pj

Killer PJs are back (Please weak hearted people stay away) Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,

Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,

IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,

12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,

Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,

Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla Station Santa cruz..Next Station Santacruz

Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,

Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan

And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY

Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY

ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,

Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,

Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

Teri adao pe  main waari waari..

Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..

The number your trying is currently switched off.

Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.

Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.