Funny Killer English
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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don't. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on,
but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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Replies (15)
ha ha Very funny , nice one and thaks for sharing
Awesome....
Each one of them was really funny.... hahaha.... thanx for sharing
| Originally posted by :Poonam Thanvi | ||
| " | Very funny...... I would like to share one of my experience during my school days....... I was the monitor and as we all know its monitor's duty to arrange for chalks during the lectures........ My Hindi prof. entered the class and there were no chalks......Now hold ur hands coz its going to be very funny.....He asked me to bring chalks in this way..... "POONAM.....U GO CHALKS COME" ha ha ha ha ha.......:) |
" |
Ha ha really funny yaar
I Know one more..
Teacher shouted angrily at students " Both of You three get out of my class !!!"
ALL ARE REALLY FUNNY. THANKS FOR SHARING
REALLY VERY FUNNY....
hy this kuldeep poonam n maninder
both of u made me laugh
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
hy
ha ha Very funny ,
nice one and thaks for sharing
| Originally posted by :Poonam Thanvi | ||
| " | Very funny...... I would like to share one of my experience during my school days....... I was the monitor and as we all know its monitor's duty to arrange for chalks during the lectures........ My Hindi prof. entered the class and there were no chalks......Now hold ur hands coz its going to be very funny.....He asked me to bring chalks in this way..... "POONAM.....U GO CHALKS COME" ha ha ha ha ha.......:) |
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ha ha ha
very funny yaar
per Hindi k prof. ne itna kah diya ye kya kam hai....
ha ha ha
Mani these r shared ones but still killer ones
gr88
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