# What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
pappu Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
# Teacher to a pappu: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
pappu: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love your daughter.
# Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Woh RAM ke Mandir me gaya,
Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.
# pappu bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310........ Now it is 6610"
# X & Y KO 3 live bomb mile, Police KO dene chale,
X agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Y : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
# Pappu falls in Love with Nurse. She rejected him. .. why ? ..
Because he writes a Love letter to her, "I LOVE U SISTER."
.............. @ Brojo......
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