GIRLS,THIS IS ALL JOKE, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
Generally 90% of the girls in the world are beautiful, rest are in CA field
1. What is the beautiful girl called in ICAI ? A Visitor.
2. What happens when all the CA girls go on a trip to moon?
Average beauty of the earth increases and that of moon decreases.
3. What happens when hundred new girls join ?
Average beauty of ICAI further decreases.
4. What happens when a CA girl has very malignant brain tumor?
She will get her knee operated.
5. What happens when two CA girls meet generally at fashion show?
They will discuss the cause of the two smaller errors in Journal entry.
6. What happens when a CA girl contests a fashion show?
She will get best possible points in the field of morale boosting.
7. What happens if you present a book named "How to fall in love" to a CA girl?
She will use it as a mouse pad.
8. When there is a competition in beauty and two ICAI girls participate,it's called a competition. If a ICAI girl and other outside girl competes, its called overconfidence.
9. What happens when two CA girls compete for same guy?
Some other girl will have him.
10. . What does a CA girl do when she hears a whistle from back?
She will call her non-CA girl friend.
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