1.)
| Husband wife watching an IPL match together: |
| After 5 minutes: |
| Wife: Is this Bret Lee? |
| Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. |
| Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. |
| Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. |
| Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. |
| Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai. |
| Wife: How many runs they need to win now? |
| Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls. |
| Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball. |
| Husband: *Turns off the TV* |
| Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial" |
| Husband: Who is girl here ? |
|
Wife: Don't disturb me please . |
2.)
| Boss hangs a poster in Office |
| "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET" |
| He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. |
| "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home." |
3.)
| Wife : Had you lunch ? |
|
Husband : Had you lunch ? |
| Wife : I am asking you, had you lunch ? |
| Husband : I am asking you, had you lunch ? |
| Wife : Please don't copy me, had you lunch ? |
| Husband : Please don't copy me, had you lunch ? |
| Wife : I Love You.. |
| Husband : I Had Lunch |
4.)
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone
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