Once upon a time three MBA guys were walking through the woods
and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river.
But they desperately had to get to the other side. But how,
with such a raging torrent?
The first MBA guy knelt down and prayed to the Lord:
“Lord, please give me the
strength to cross this river! "
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs. Now he could
swim across the river.It took him about two hours and he almost
drowned several times.
BUT… he was successful!
The second MBA guy, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said:
“Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools
to cross this river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river
despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.
BUT… he was successful!
The third MBA guy who observed all this kneeled down and prayed:
“Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the
intelligence to cross this river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord converted the MBA guy into an Accountant.
He took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.
Moral?
You have to be an CA to think intelligent, Otherwise…
GOD HELPS YOU !
MBAs V/s Chartered Accountants
Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope.
There were ten MBA guys and one C.A.
Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven,
they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.
They could not decide who should be the volunteer.
Finally the C.A. said he would let go of the rope since C.As are
used to do everything for the company. They forsake their family,
don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without
getting anything in return.
When he finished his moving speech all the MBA guys began to clap…
so they fell !!!
Moral:
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