Jokes - CA Vs MBA

CA Sneha (C.A ) (450 Points)

23 March 2009  

Once upon a time three MBA guys were walking through the woods 
and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river.  
But they desperately had to get to the other side.  But how, 
with such a raging torrent?  

The first MBA guy knelt down and prayed to the Lord:  

“Lord, please give me the
 strength to cross this river! " 


The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs.  Now he could 
swim across the river.It took him about two hours and he almost 
drowned several times. 

BUT… he was successful! 

The second MBA guy, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: 

“Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools
to cross this river!”


The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river 
despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.

BUT… he was successful! 

The third MBA guy who observed all this kneeled down and prayed: 

“Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the 
intelligence to cross this river!”


The Lord converted the MBA guy into an Accountant.  
He took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge. 


You have to be an CA to think intelligent, Otherwise…




MBAs V/s Chartered Accountants


Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. 
 There were ten MBA guys and one C.A. 
Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, 
they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.

They could not decide who should be the volunteer.  
Finally the C.A. said he would let go of the rope since C.As are 
used to do everything for the company.  They forsake their family, 
don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without 
getting anything in return.

When he finished his moving speech all the MBA guys began to clap… 

so they fell !!!



Never underestimate the powers of the C.As.

M.B.A Student (vs) C.A Student

M.B.A Student (vs) C.A Student

 This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition  
          organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......
A MBA and a CA student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend and says "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
               The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
                 The CA asks, "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
          "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
          and potentially billions of planets.
          Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
          Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
          Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
          we are small and insignificant.
          Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
           What does it tell you?"
          The CA is silent for a moment, then speaks.
          "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
 "Chartered Accountancy = 100% COMMON SENSE"