"DISCLOSURE
The following joke is to be read entirely in light mood. No serious pun intended."
7 MBAs and 7 CAs are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI) :
7 CA take only 1 Ticket and 7 MBA's buy all 7 tickets..
MBAs are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives, All 7 CA get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, onehand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.....MBAs say
"Dekh lenge"
NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a directtrain to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala,from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
MBAs decided, "this time we will prove that we too areequally SHAANE"....All 7MBA's take 1 Ticket
CA's don't buy ticket at all!!!!!..TC arrives....
ALL MBAs IN ONE TOILET. ALL CA IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.
One CA gets out and knocks the door of MBAs toilet, one hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in CA Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the MBAs from the toilet and they are heavily fined.....
tai tai fissssssss..
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA -PUNE) :
So now both the group on LONAVALA station. MBAs planning their move for last chance .. they board the local to PUNE.
This time MBA's decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.
ALL MBAs take 1 tickets ...CAs BUY all 7 tickets thistime....
So TC Comes..
All CAs show their tickets.....
MBAs are still searching for toilet in the
LOCAL....... ....
Moral of the Story : A CA is any day smarter than an MBA
Regards,
Sourav Didwania
"For everything under the sun ,there is a remedy or there is none ....if there is a remedy try to find it , if there is none never mind it"
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