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Joined October 2008
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA:
Scene 1 - 2 guys are fighting & a 3rd guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI.
Scene 2 - 2 guys are fighting, both of them take time out ad call their friends on their mobile phones. NOW.. 50 guys are fighting. That must be Punjab.
Scene 3 - 2 guys are fighting & a 3rd guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first 2 get together and beat him up. Its DELHI meri jaan.
Scene 4 - 2 guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly opens a Tea Stall. GUJRAT ROCKS!!!