Education Related To Songs
*SCHOOL-Apni To Patshala.
*TUTION-Idhar Chala Mai Udhar Chala Jane Kaha Mai Kidar Chala.
*Maths-
Ajib Dastan Hai Ye Kaha Shuru Kaha Khatam.
*SCIENCE-Aa Khushi Se Khudkushi Krle.
*EXAM- Zehrili Rate Ninde Ud Jati Hai.
*Result-Dhak Dhak Karne Laga Oh Mora Jiya Ra Darne Laga.
*Pass- Aj Mai Uper Asma Niche Aj Mai Aage Zamana Hai Peche.
*Fail- Chain Se Jo Toote Koi Sapna Jag Suna Suna Lage..
Student's Life is Like English Movies.. !!
School= Jurassic Park.. :)
Principal= Hulk.. :O
Vice Principle= King Kong.. :P
Teachers= Aliens.. =P
Class Guys= Planet of Apes.. :P
Class Gals= Charlies Angels..♥ xx
Syllubus= Deep Blue Sea.. :)
Exam= Mission Impossible.. =P
Invigilator= Terminator.. :)
Result= 2012 ..(end of the world) =P.....:D
How Facebook affects our classes??
Teacher-- What is the meaning of Green dot on the packet of Parle-G ???
Boy-- Mam, it means Parle-G is now online..... :P :D
American: Ye Qutub Minar kitne din mein bana hai?
Indian: 1 month mein
American: Ye hamare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jata hai
Thoda aage jaane k bad phir poucha: Ye Lal Quilla kitne din mein bana hai ?
Ind: Sirf 2 weeks main..
American: Hamare mulk mein to 3 din mein ban jata hai
Taj Mahal k pas se guzre to american ne pucha: ye Taj Mahal kitne din
mein bana hai?
Indian: Pata nahi Kal sham tak to nahi tha :P :P
CA
dedicated songs:
CPT-jalak dikhala ja, 1 bar aaja aaja
aaja
...
PCC/IPCC-Yeh galiyan yeh
chobara,yahan aana na dobara
COCHING-Idhar chala me udhar chala
SYLLABUS-Ajeeb dasta hai ye,kaha
shuru kaha khatam
ARTICAL training-Aa khushi se
khudkushi karle
FINAL- Musafir hu main yaro
ICAI- Q paisa-paisa karti hai,tu paise
pe q marti hai
EXAM-Zehrili raate, ninde ud jati hai
RESULT-jane kya hoga rama re,jane
kya hoga mola re
PASS-aaj me upar asmaan niche
FAIL-Jag suna suna lage ;(;
Why did American Commandos Killed Laden,
Instead of catching Him alive ?
Because America doesn't have Fund to provide comforts to Laden
As India has for Kasab....
Just for Fun:
CA Examiner:
"The first foot at moon was placed by Neil Armstrong...... ..who placed 2nd"???
Unanimous answer by all students"Aldrin"
Result: All Fail
Examiner Comments:
"Students tend to take decisions on a hunch basis and never pay attention to the actual question behind the question.2nd foot was also placed by Neil Armstrong,he was not a person with one leg"
Lolzzz
The most painful moment-
When the only thing you know in the exam is-
.
.
Your Name,Roll number and the Date :
15 question u shud never ask a CA student
1. How many more years left 4 ur CA ?
(From last two year my answer alwys 1 more year)
2. From wer hv u takn ur articleship ?
(Do u Know every Practicing CA)
3. Wen ur Result will come ?
(Y r u more excited den me)
4. How many attempts ?
(Even i can't recall)
5. What d current package u CA getting ?
(more than a Cs But less than panwala)
6. My distnt realtive also doing CA..are u both together ?
(I can't find d name of her who is in my tution,u expect me to find him)
7 From which institute r u doing CA?
(Mr. President, r u listening)
8. From which place r u doing CA?
(Ghar Se)
9.Wen will u b a CA?
(Its recession...)
10. How many hrs u std?
(After spending al hrs in cllases, i hardly gt an hour)
11. Wen will u get an job ?
(wen i luk 4 a job)
12. Wen do u go 2 sleep n get up every day ?
(I Wak up n sleep as per my tution)
13. Future plan after CA?
(My Family sall decide)
14. Hws ur stds. syllbus comltd?
(Next ques pls)
And last question
15. Beta wats ur Age?
(Let me think)
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