INDIAN TAX STRUCTURE.,MY HUMOUR SERIES

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HELLO MY DEAR FRIENDS I AM BACK AGAIN WITH MY NEXT HUMOUROUS POST OF MY ONGOING HUMOUROUS SERIES,...

HAVE FUN,..CA STUDENTS WILL SURELY LIKE THIS,....


Tax Structure in India funny But True. 

Question 1.. : What are you doing? 
Ans. : Business. 
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 

Question 2 : What are you doing in Business? 
Ans. : Selling the Goods. 
Tax : PAY SALES TAX! 

Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods? 
Ans. : From other State/Abroad 
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI 

Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods? 
Ans. : Profit. 
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! 

Question 5: How do you distribute profit ? 
Ans : By way of dividend 
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX 


Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? 
Ans. : Factory... 
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 

Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 

Question 8 : Do you have Staff? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 

Question 9 : Doing business in Millions? 
Ans. : Yes -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! 
Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 

Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? 
Ans. : Yes, for Salary. 
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! 

Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? 
Ans. : Hotel 
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX 

Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX 

Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Services? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX 

Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount? 
Ans. : Gift . 
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX 

Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX 

Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? 
Ans. : Cinema or Resort. 
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX 

Question 17 : Have you purchased House? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE 

Question 18 : How you Travel? 
Ans. : Bus 
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE 

Question 19.: Any Additional Tax? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX 

Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? 
Ans. : Yes 
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY 

21) INDIAN : Can I die now?? 
Ans : Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!:);(

Replies (18)

very funny 

MEET WITH TAXPAYER:-------------

 

Funny One already read in past.....

Liked to read again

thanks for sharing

There is no tax on brains.And No tax for Laugh.

So lets laugh..heheheheheh

Very nice... thanks....

hehe

The most amazing thing is that previously we had only LAGAAN on agricultural produce which is now exempt from tax. 

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It might be due to one thought : 

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The poor farmer has paid taxes for thousand of years; now it is turn of.........

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rest of poor !

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( if they are not now ; we will make them ....very soon ). 

Its old one but good to read again...

Originally posted by : CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA

The most amazing thing is that previously we had only LAGAAN on agricultural produce which is now exempt from tax. 

.

It might be due to one thought : 

.

The poor farmer has paid taxes for thousand of years; now it is turn of.........

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

rest of poor !

.

( if they are not now ; we will make them ....very soon ). 

HA HA,.UR ABSOLUTELY CORRECT SIR,...ITS OUR TURN NOW,....

THANKS A LOT FOR UR COMMENT,....

Originally posted by : Madhu Kiran

Funny One already read in past.....

Liked to read again

thanks for sharing
Originally posted by : CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA

The most amazing thing is that previously we had only LAGAAN on agricultural produce which is now exempt from tax. 

.

It might be due to one thought : 

.

The poor farmer has paid taxes for thousand of years; now it is turn of.........

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

rest of poor !

.

( if they are not now ; we will make them ....very soon ). 

 

 

Now this is seriously the heights of Dark Humour from your side too Sir... Hillarious !!!

 

And yeah Bharath... Great post from your side... Am obliged that you are posting some really funny humorous posts at exam times...

Kudos !!!

good observation!!!

thanks for posting sir!!!

 Goood One ..!!

Glad to say that  we Dont had something known as "HUMOUR TAX"...

hehehehe .... :)

Originally posted by : krina

 Goood One ..!!

Glad to say that  we Dont had something known as "HUMOUR TAX"...

hehehehe ....

HA HA NOW THATS REAL FUNNY,..

IF HUMOUR TAX WERE TO BE LEVIED EVERYONE WILL JUST STARE AT OTHERS EVEN WHEN THEY HEAR A JOKE INSTEAD OF SMILING,.HA HA,..

Originally posted by : Lakshmi

There is no tax on brains.And No tax for Laugh.

So lets laugh..heheheheheh

Very nice... thanks....

 U r Right Lakshmi, Keep Smiling, Thanx for sharing Bharat Anna.


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