It was the first day of a school USA and a new Indian student named   

Chandrasekhar Subramanian  entered the fourth  grade.
The teacher said,   "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said   "Give me Liberty,  give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his   hand up:
"Patrick Henry,  1775"   he said.   "Very good!"
Who   said  "Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863"   said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the  class,
"Class, you should be ashamed.   Chandrasekhar, 
 who is new to our country, knows more about its  history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the  Indians,"
"Who said that?"   she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up.   "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back   said,   "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around  and asks   "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again,  Chandrasekhar says,"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."
Now furious, another student yells,"Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the  teacher
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with  almost mob hysteria someone said   

"You little sh*t. If you  say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrasekhar  frantically yells at the top of his voice,
" Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."
The teacher fainted.And as the class  gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone  said,   "Oh sh*t, we're f**ked!"
And Chandrasekhar said quietly,   I think it was George Bush, Iraq, 2007."