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Deeps (Article Assisstant) (2485 Points)

25 November 2009  

  An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in
England .

  Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
Sentence   in English with three main words: green , pink and yellow .

  The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the

Yellow  
sun. See the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be
A pink day."

 The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
 
Banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink
Panther on TV.
 


  Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone  

 " green green ", I " pink " up the phone and I say " Yellow " 
 



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very funny....

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PRAVEEN KUMAR

PRAVEEN KUMAR (MBA (Finance) B.Com.(P))   (3443 Points)
Replied 25 November 2009

cute...

Bhai Itni bhi Kharaab ANGREEEJI NAHIN hai Indian's Kee.

But anyway  nice tiny post.'

:-)

 

 

 



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itne ijjat na kharab karo indians ke


CA Devanshi Gandhi (Ajani)

CA Devanshi Gandhi (Ajani) (FCA DISA Mcom CIFRS & LLB)   (9060 Points)
Replied 25 November 2009

 too good


CA Mani

CA Mani (Credit Analyst) (2814 Points)
Replied 25 November 2009

Ha ha deepika ki english ka raaj aaj pata chal gaya hume, anyway thanks for sharing


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RAKESH AGARWAL

RAKESH AGARWAL (CA Final student) (436 Points)
Replied 26 November 2009

vry funny...


Pradip Srinivasan

Pradip Srinivasan (CA Final) (869 Points)
Replied 26 November 2009

 Funny


sivaram

sivaram (Asst Mgr-Taxation) (6918 Points)
Replied 26 November 2009

funny



(Guest)

good one


Amit Gupta

Amit Gupta (Loosening Myself) (1508 Points)
Replied 26 November 2009

Nice


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lokkiboyya19

lokkiboyya19 (CA Final) (188 Points)
Replied 09 December 2009

funny one.....



manoj

manoj (student) (5205 Points)
Replied 11 December 2009

yaar very funny aaj pata chala ki Indian English aisi bhi hoti hai


Narender Kumar Khatri

Narender Kumar Khatri (Job) (137 Points)
Replied 12 December 2009

nice.........


sudhir

sudhir (Business Process Re engineering)   (1083 Points)
Replied 16 December 2009

good joke


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