If u love someone.......set her free

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4143 Points Joined November 2007

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE


 If you love someone,
 Set her free...
 If she comes back, she's yours,
 If she doesn't, she never was....


THE NEW VERSIONS.... .
 
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 Pessimist:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 If she ever comes back, she's yours,
 If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
 
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 Optimist:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 Don't worry, she will come back.
 
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 Suspicious:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 If she ever comes back, ask her why.
 
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 Impatient:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
 
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 Patient:
 
 
 If you love someone, Set her free ...
 If she doesn't come back,
 continue to wait until she comes back ...
 
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 Playful:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *
 
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 C++ Programmer :
 
 if(you-love( x_she)) /* x name of girlfriend */
 x_she.free()
 if(x_she == NULL)
 x_she = new She;
 
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 Animal-Rights Activist :
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
 
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 Lawyers:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
 clearly states that...
 
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 Bill Gates :
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 If she comes back,
 I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
 tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
 
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 Biologist :
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 She'll evolve.
 
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 Statisticians :
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
 If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
 
 ~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~
 
 Schwarzenegger' s fans:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 SHE'LL BE BACK!
 
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 Over possessive person :
 
 If you love someone
 don't set her free.
 
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 HR specialist :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then out source her.
 
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 MBA :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 instantaneously and look for others simultaneously
 
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 Psychologist :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back her super ego is dominant
 If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
 If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
 
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 Somnabulist :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back it's a nightmare
 If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
 
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 ERP functional expert :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back, map her into your system
 If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
 
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 Finance expert :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
 If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
 
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 Marketing Specialist :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back she has brand loyalty
 If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
 

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On 14 August 2008 at 12:32 Report
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really nice..

sab log sachi apne apne tarike se aur  apne profession se he sochte hain..

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On 14 August 2008 at 12:36
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Business
100 Points Joined November 2007

pretty impressive

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On 14 August 2008 at 12:44
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Chartered Accountant
1581 Points Joined July 2007

Chartered Accountant

If you love some one

Set her free....

but don't give her NOC

She WILL come back

 

 

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On 14 August 2008 at 13:27
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Chartered Accountant - Manager Finance
2375 Points Joined September 2007

really good one!!!

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On 14 August 2008 at 14:08
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Auditor
22 Points Joined August 2008

actually its good......

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On 14 August 2008 at 14:26
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Chartered Accountant / MBA
944 Points Joined March 2008

kya bat hai..... maza aa gaya imaan se...!

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On 15 August 2008 at 01:08
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CA Final
340 Points Joined May 2008

GOOD ONE

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On 03 September 2008 at 17:12
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The Possibilities are Infinite...
772 Points Joined May 2007

very nice

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On 03 September 2008 at 20:27
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Landmark Group
23512 Points Joined July 2007

Mind blowing...CA Rajesh S  and shikha nair

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On 04 September 2008 at 10:41
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37 Points Joined September 2008

AWESOME............

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On 07 September 2008 at 15:47
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1245 Points Joined August 2007

Good Work.. Shikha..

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On 05 November 2008 at 13:11
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Practicing Chartered Accountant
210 Points Joined July 2008

Excellent

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On 30 January 2009 at 22:28
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professional accountant
7647 Points Joined September 2008

 businessman

If you love some one

Set her free....

but don't give her PAYMENT ON TIME

She WILL ALWAYS REMAIN WITH YOU

 

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On 01 February 2009 at 00:38
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384 Points Joined December 2008

TREMENDOUSLY   GREAT

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On 06 February 2009 at 13:02


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