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IF the Titanic was made in India

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Practising CA in Solan (H.P.)
6374 Points Joined September 2008

If the Titanic was made in India:

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not least

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC

 

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On 13 December 2008 at 17:18 Report
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B. COM (H) CA & CS Final
5484 Points Joined December 2007

Quite good, very humorous.

THe 7th point would be more funny if u write it like this,

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for VIPs'.

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On 13 December 2008 at 17:38
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Consultant
554 Points Joined October 2007

very good

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On 13 December 2008 at 17:38
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ACMA (in Service)
5073 Points Joined September 2007

great....!

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On 13 December 2008 at 21:08
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359 Points Joined February 2008

funny.................>>>>>>>

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On 15 December 2008 at 14:06
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Student
1691 Points Joined September 2008

funnyyyyyyyy

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On 15 December 2008 at 17:27
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341 Points Joined August 2008

very funnyyyyyyy

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On 18 December 2008 at 14:46
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3316 Points Joined March 2007

Very good........

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On 18 December 2008 at 16:03
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LOL........... mast he!!!

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On 04 February 2009 at 13:20
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543 Points Joined August 2008

hilarious...!!

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On 04 February 2009 at 15:33

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