SUNDAY TIMES 2040 - News Headlines @ INDIA 2040 ??
A notice board in BJP conference room.:
"please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode"
The PM (read Rahul) said opposition comments on the expenditure on Kasab is unwarranted.
Govt has spent only Rs 18,50,00,00,000 so far. Opposition says ministers expenses to visit to Kasab (to check his well being) not included.
Farmers suicide reaches 50000, due to hunger (what an irony). Farmers' family complains, no minister visited them.
A. Raja's grandson arrested for G-16 scam
Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely, without getting raped. Delhi is now safer.
Lakshwadeep "cats " to join as the 63rd team in IPL.
No politicians in cricket board, because the board is bankrupt.
Pawar's grandson who had become a malayalee in 2011 resigns from the Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.
Pakistan says Tamil Nadu was a part of Pakistan. PM (read Rahul) says the issue can be resolved by talks. A special committee was formed headed by Digvijay Singh for the talks.
Teacher "where is the CAPITAL of India?"
Student "in Switzerland". By now even the kids know.
Many American and Western university girls are wooing Indian politician's sons. Stanford and Harvard say that is the best job they can get.
Digvijay Singh's grandson says,"the hand in the Congress flag is also RSS hand".
Censor Board reconstituted to 3467 members. All members of Loksabha and Rajyasabha,
200 polititians,5 from obc, 5 from sc, 5 from shia and sunni each, 5 from christians, 5 from police.
5 each from the 200 new acts that govt has introduced, whenever they don't want to take action, 5 from aadivasis etc etc. BJP protests saying, minority Hindus have no say in Censor Board.
Dig vijay Singh says Rajiv Baba (son of rahul gandhi) who is 18 ready to become next Prime Minister.
Because of so many acts and no law, one lawyer is allowed to take only one case during his life time.
Each case will be attended by one judge only. If the judge dies during the 40 years of the case, his son will automatically become a judge and will continue the case. This is because of the new Act Chidambaram had brought in saying, no case can be concluded before 50 years.
Hindu Minority Commission formed. The Muslim Law Board and Christian Missionary registers strong protest on this. They say this is communalism.
Politicians exempted from income tax. Finance Minister says, it is difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.
PM says scams which are 7 years old should not come under the Indian law. He said this when the Telgi stamp paper scam and Hassan ali hawala case came up for hearing.
He also added that we should learn from the TV channels. They never talk about old scams, always bring new ones.
Fortune 500 "All the 500 richest men in the world are POLITICIANS from India"
Also India's bpl (below poverty line) gone upto 90%. All money with politicians only.
Pawar, Karunanidhi family, Jagan Yesu Samuel (he is the son of Yesu Samuel Rajasekhar Reddy, former CM of Andhra) biggest lenders to America.
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