How to identify cities in INDIA..

Scene 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a
fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in
Kolkata

Scene 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them
and walks on. That's Mumbai

Scene 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to
make peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's
Delhi

Scene 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad .

Scene 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a
software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't
stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore

Scene 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this
nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scene 7
Two guys are fight! ing. Third guy comes along with a carton
of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each
other and all go home being friends. You are in Goa

Scene 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call
their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are
DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB