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How guys select the girl

Geeta

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)

13 August 2011  

 


How guys select the girl they want to marry



A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man is impressed.
 
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

Think like a man . . .

(scroll down for the answer)


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He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!

Men are Men.... Obviously!!!  :)



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muralikrishna

muralikrishna (student) (19 Points)
Replied 13 August 2011

hey u convey simply superb:)

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Durga Prasad Sathua

Durga Prasad Sathua (CA Final) (21 Points)
Replied 13 August 2011

Impessed with the conclusion drawn, Really men are always men........:)


CA ADITYA SHARMA

CA ADITYA SHARMA (CA IN PRACTICE ) (16719 Points)
Replied 13 August 2011

SUPERB                                                    


GAUTAM DEY

GAUTAM DEY (Be Patient, Live Life) (17309 Points)
Replied 15 August 2011

Originally posted by : A.S.(ca learner)

SUPERB                                                    

SSG

SSG (1936 Points)
Replied 15 August 2011

Men will always be Men.


Ritu Sedwal

Ritu Sedwal (Chartered Accountant) (407 Points)
Replied 17 August 2011

I agree:P

Men will be men:)


Foreign-Brides

Foreign-Brides (Foreign-Brides) (22 Points)
Replied 16 December 2019

Foreign-Brides there are a lot of girls. Choose for yourself the one and only, with which you can live a lifetime. We will support your choice, our team is happy to create pairs.



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