how can a student pass?

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THINK...

How Can A Student Pass?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails,
because
the year has
'ONLY"365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest
days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot
and
difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days.
Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health)
means
15 days.
Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew
properly & eat)-means
30days.
Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social
animal)-means
15 days Balance 81
days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
(holidays)-40
days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
"How can a student pass?

Replies (4)

One should try giving exams in leap year...

 

u r right vidya

hey, good calculation.. but this is not applicable to CA students... because they have to take time 4 sleep only 6hours not 8. and no functions and holidays for CA'S....

ANY WAY ITS FUNNY  YAAR.........

really dats true

but ca students have to fight angainst these to pass in exams

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