In a hotel in Ahmedabad:
"It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice."
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"It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice."
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In a hotel lobby in Surat :
"The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
"The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
( Surat , the city of language obscenity)
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In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat :
"To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. "
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In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat :
"To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. "
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In a hotel elevator in Baroda :
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a hotel in Jamnagar :
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel near Gujarat College , Ahmedabad:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a hotel in Bhavanagar:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite s*x in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite s*x in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a laundry in Anand:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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In a heritage hotel in Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
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Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch :
Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch :
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
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In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In the office of a Gynecologist in Ahmedabad:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In a hotel in Bharuch:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here
The manager has personally passed all the water served here
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