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Nilesh Jain (Assistant Manager) (1064 Points)

17 February 2011  
In a hotel in Ahmedabad:
"It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice."
In a hotel lobby in Surat :
"The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable
( Surat , the city of language obscenity)
In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat :
"To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. "
In a hotel elevator in Baroda :
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Jamnagar :
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a hotel near Gujarat College , Ahmedabad: 
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a hotel in Bhavanagar:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite s*x in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In a laundry in Anand:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a heritage hotel in Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch :
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In the office of a Gynecologist in Ahmedabad:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a hotel in Bharuch:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here