Growing Older

Observations on Growing Older

~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect!

~Going out is good..
Coming home is better!

~When people say you look "Great"... They add "for your age!"

~When you needed the discount, you paid full price.
Now you get discounts on everything...
Movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.

~You forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot  they even knew you!!!

~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose  is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed.   It's called his "pre-sleep".

~You used to say,
"I hope my kids GET married...
Now, "I hope they STAY married!"

~You miss the days when everything worked  with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..

~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ....
Were unheard of, and a mouse was something  that made you climb on a table.

~You used to use more 4 letter words ...
"what?"..."when?"... ???

~Now that you can afford  expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~Your husband has a night out with the guys,
But he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.

~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody whispers.

~Now that your husband has retired ...
You'd give anything if he'd find a job!

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ...
2 of which you will never wear.

~~~~But old is good in some things:
Old songs,
Old movies,