GOOD ONE...

After Results, If U Pass 
  
Teacher: Arre aakhir padhaya kisne tha 
Maa: Arre sab baba ki kripa hai 
Dad: Aakhir beta kiska hai 
Friend: Chal, pi ke aate hain… J
    
But, If U Fail 
  
Teacher: Class mein koi response hi nahi deta tha 
Maa: Arre sab mobile ki wajah se hua hai 
Dad: Tumhara hi beta hai, aur laad pyaar karo, sar pe bithao 
Friend: Chal, pi ke aate hain… J
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Sab badal jaate hain, but DOST NAHII…… :)