After Results, If U Pass 
Teacher: Arre aakhir padhaya kisne tha
Maa: Arre sab baba ki kripa hai
Dad: Aakhir beta kiska hai
Friend: Chal, pi ke aate hain… J
But, If U Fail 
Teacher: Class mein koi response hi nahi deta tha
Maa: Arre sab mobile ki wajah se hua hai
Dad: Tumhara hi beta hai, aur laad pyaar karo, sar pe bithao
Friend: Chal, pi ke aate hain… J
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Sab badal jaate hain, but DOST NAHII…… :) 