Funny_What say friends...

Woh kaun thi  

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne 
Hello Kiya, 
Wife- Koun Thi Wo? 
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi 
 
wife hits her husband with frying pan   

Husband: What was that for...?   
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket   
with the name Jenny on it.   
Husband: I took part in a race last week   
and Jenny was the name of my horse.   
Wife: Sorry..!   
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again   
Husband: What now..?   
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.  
 

Message of the year   

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!! 
Why? Very simple… 
A woman does not have a wife..!!!   


Wife came home with a goat.   
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kyon lai ho?" 
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hain!" 
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
  

Husband wife mein ladai hoi   
Husband wife mein ladai hoi, 
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,   
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" 
Wife:Zeher. 
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:
  

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.           
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. 
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, 
police station me complain dijiyee. 

Man:Kya karun, khushi k mare 
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
   

Why did u shoot ur wife ?   
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife 
instead of shootingher lover?   
Sardar:Your honour, 
it's easier to shoot a woman once, 
than shooting one man every week.   


How woman calls their husband in first 6 years   
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years 
Yr 1.Janu 
Yr 2.O G. 
Yr 3.Sunte ho? 
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa 
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? 
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
  


Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay   
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, 
Main aap ko save karti,   
Husband: 
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, 
Main her haftay tumhe change karta 
  



1 horror movie dekhi   
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 
1 
ladki kabhi mere age 
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, 
Wife:Kaun si movie thi? 
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Replies (9)

very funny

good post

Its nice ....................thnaks sir

 Nice one.

Nice one

 kya baat hain yaar bahut mast jokes the has has ke pat mein dard ho gaya

funny

Too funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice one

Thanks for sharing

 

 

very funny

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