Funny messages

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Vikas Gupta

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

16295 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

FUNNY MESSAGES

1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Student: Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.

2. Customer : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Customer: You said this is American made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.

3. Passenger got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.

4. Employee joined new job. 1st day he worked till
late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Employee: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
made it alright..

5. On a romantic day santa's girlfriend asks him.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a
ring.
Santa : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

7. santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
Banta: Dont worry, I have one more.

8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Santa : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
santa : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

9. Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from
your auto.
santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only
for 2 wheeler.

10. Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

11. Boss : Where were you born ?
Employee: Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Employee: Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

12. American told santa : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi
e-mail se hoti hai.
Santa : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se
hoti hai.

Replies (52)

M. N. JHA

8316 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

Nice work by u. Thanks

Aditya Maheshwari

CA in Practice

35867 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

Nice ones for a few laughs. Thanks for sharing

Faiz Ahmed

Article Trainee

1731 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

< MESSAGE DELETED BY ME>

NOBODY HAD ANY BAD INTENTION OVER HERE.

SINCERE APOLIGIES TO SIKH PEOPLE ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE WHO POSTED THEIR REPLIES.

WE ARE ONE AND WILL BE ONE IN THIS DIVERSE INDIA.

PLS. DON'T MISTAKE US.

Ashish Sharma

Service

1028 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

Nice yar

harpreet singh

Revenue Accountant at PSPCL

593 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

our ninth guru teg bahadur g martyred himself in chandani chowk dehli just to save innocent hindu people of punjab from the atrocites of moghal emperor aurangzab.. and in return we were genocided in the same city in 1984 when thousands of sikhs were burnt alive by putting tyre around their neck.and sikh women were raped right in front of their relative .. shame on u selfish indians.. i ashamed of being indian but PROUD TO BE A SARDAR..

Rahul Gupta

Project Controller ACA MBA(Fin.)

8019 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

Mr. Harpreet, I understand your sentiments and apologize in case it hurts your feelings..... I request you to please don't get angry and take it in wrong direction. I don't think that the intention of any body here is to hurt anybody or say against any religion or so. The intention is just to share funny moments....... I request you to please, don't take it otherwise....Rest is upto you. Regards....

M. N. JHA

8316 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

I RESPECT TO EVERY RELIGION AND PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN. India prime minister is also a sardar, so please please please dont take it on wrong ways. U should proud on both. Thank with regrates.

CA LOVELY ARORA

C.A. B.Com (H) Graduate

2151 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

too good...... thanks for sharing......

harpreet singh

Revenue Accountant at PSPCL

593 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

Originally posted by : Jai Kishan / Guddu Jha
	I RESPECT TO EVERY RELIGION AND PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN. India prime minister is also a sardar, so please please please dont take it on wrong ways. U should proud on both. Thank with regrates.

even i respect to every religion buddy.. come and see my orkut profile https://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Profile?uid=15986418261871420277

being a sikh i believe in ONE GOD.. sikh religion was evolved to unite the hindu and muslim religion..

our gurbani says 'koi boley ram ram koi khuda'

we have one gurudwara in our locality and one mandir... and one maszid as well which is just one km away from my house.. whenever i go to sit for exam i bow to all places.. today whatsoever i m is just because of these people sitting in the sky and acknowledging my hard work.

Rahul Gupta

Project Controller ACA MBA(Fin.)

8019 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

Thanks Harpreet and Jai Kishan..for understanding and respecting all religions........Keep all these aside and enjoy the life......Forgot all these and have fun...... Cheersssss

janak

post graduation

1327 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

very funny...............but while making comment ,remember tht whether our comments r not hurting to some1 ?

Ashish Sharma

Service

1028 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

Harpreet,

sorry if u heart we have no intention of abusing any religion. I know all the remarkable shahidies given by all respected sikh gurus. pls. change your thinking, don't live in past. jokes are made not only on sikhs even on other regions. sikhs are famous for their innocent and bravery, i have never read any joke on theire bravery.

pls. understand my feeling if u post any such kind of jokes on my religion i accept it but the abusing words pls. modify it as if you repect any religion.

the only thing i Know is that only persons are good or Bad not the religion.

karan

article

42 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

i agree with harpreet singh

nice yaar

i really appreciate u

Vikas Gupta

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

16295 Points Posted on 19 June 2010

Originally posted by : harpreet singh
	all you hindus are bldy cowfkers... you can never respect any religion.. our ninth guru teg bahadur g martyred himself in chandani chowk dehli just to save innocent hindu people of punjab from the atrocites of moghal emperor aurangzab.. and in return we were genocided in the same city in 1984 when thousands of sikhs were burnt alive by putting tyre around their neck.and sikh women were raped right in front of their relative .. shame on u selfish indians.. i ashamed of being indian but PROUD TO BE A SARDAR..

yaar if i hurt you i m really sorry..but my intention was not to hurt anyone...i just share a funny mail send by one of my frnds to me..really sorry..i will change that sardar from there and put some other name..i m really sorry..