1.Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"
2. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...
3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
4.. Arj kiya hai..
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun.....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun
6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...
8.mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."
10 . Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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"itni sakti hamen dena data "
( 1)Emotional Shayari…
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
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A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!
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(2)Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P
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(4)Arz kiya hai…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…
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(5)
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam
gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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.Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
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(8)
Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna
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(9)
A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
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try
think!!!
donno???
cuz
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he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
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(10)
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Gaur farmaiye
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
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