EXAMS-TANTION RELEASE-FUNNY SMS

Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

 

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye

Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne

Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

eXams are there, at the paper u stare

eXams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

Baap:

Itne kum marks..??

2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!

mein nay to us kameenay mastar

ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;')

Pen

Pencil

Scale

Eraser

Uniform

ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Marte EK bar hai,

Pyar EK bar hota hai,

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..

TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,

Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,

to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein

Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein

Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Exams ka saya hai,

exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?

duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,

par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?