HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on.
That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy place dude...

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
along & tries to make peace... The first two get
together & beat him up. That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to
watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens
a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad .

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
he Writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in
the program. That's Bangalore .

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA"
doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out
and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys
are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with
a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and
abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in Goa .

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their
fight with the help of others passing over their.
You are in the Heart of India ( M.P).
 

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Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house.
And says" aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka,
dusarikade jaun bhanda ( dont fight in front of my place,
go somewhere else and keep fighting)". That's Pune for sure!!!