Did you ever know the difference between an Charterd
Accountants and a Doctor......Here it is......
7 CA and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So
both groups gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their
superiority .
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
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7 CA take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7
tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 CA get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand
come out with the ticket and the TC goes
Away....
NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct
Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger
till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL
to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too
are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket CA don't buy
any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL CA IN THE OPPOSITE.
One CA gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet,
One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in CA Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL
the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily
fined.
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA): !
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors
planning their move for last chance, they board the
local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same
(1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...CA BUY all 7 tickets this
time...
SO TC Comes.. All CA showed their tickets
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Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL
train...........
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