TOP TEN SMS...........

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1.

Do u know similarity

between Dinosaurs and Silent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

2)

I want to say a word to U
that starts with U
and ends on U
and that defines U
…. its ULLU …

3)

Photographer is the most Popular person in all Indiani Weddings.
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FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying… “AAP NE MERI TO LEE NAHIN” 

4) 

GODISNOWHERE

This can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE
Or as GOD IS NOW HERE

Everything depends on how do u see anything.
So think positive. 

5) Woman is completely harmless & doesn’t believe in Violence…

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Until Her Nail Polish Gets Dry…!!!

6)

What is the difference seen  B/w College students of now n 5 years ago 

these days college students have developed reading habits ...

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7)

Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury

Nurse: Name?

Patient: Johny

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 39

Nurse: Married

Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident 

8)New Version Of Old Dialogue:

Mere pas Facebook he, Twitter hai, Orkut hai

Tumhare paas kya hai??

Smart Answer: Mere paas KAAM DHANDA HE

9)

Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6 – Six digit salary
5 – Five working days
4 – Four wheeler car
3 – Three room flat
2 – Two cute childrn
1 – One sweetheart 

10.

How to kill a girl?

Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tarap tarap kar mar jayegi…!!!