Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ?
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !
Waiter, do you have frogs legs ?
No sir, I've always walked like this.
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !
Waiter, do you have frogs legs ?
No sir, I've always walked like this.
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
Waiter, this egg is bad
Don't blame me sir, I only laid the table !
Don't blame me sir, I only laid the table !
Waiter, there is a fly in the butter !
Yes sir, it's a butterfly!
Yes sir, it's a butterfly!
Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.
Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.
Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup !
Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim !
Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim !
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Waiter, this soup tastes funny !
Then why aren't you laughing ?
Then why aren't you laughing ?
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !
Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.
Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.
Waiter, there is a dead fly on my steak !
I don't know sir, perhaps it died after tasting it !
I don't know sir, perhaps it died after tasting it !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Yes sir, he's committed insecticide
Yes sir, he's committed insecticide
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?
Not him again, he's in here every night !
Not him again, he's in here every night !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
What do you expect for 20 Rupees, a beetle ?
What do you expect for 20 Rupees, a beetle ?
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Just you wait until you see the main course !
Just you wait until you see the main course !
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?
Skiing sir !
Skiing sir !
Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?
Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.
Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.
Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ?
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ?
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !
Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !
Waiter, there is a wasp in my pudding !
So that's where they go in winter !
So that's where they go in winter !
Waiter, there is a slug in my salad !
Sorry madam, no pets allowed !
Sorry madam, no pets allowed !
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir
It looks like it's learning to swim sir
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
Waiter, do you have frogs legs !
Yes sir
Well hop off into the kitchen and bring my meal then please !
Yes sir
Well hop off into the kitchen and bring my meal then please !
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
Waiter, why is there a fly in my ice cream ?
Perhaps he likes winter sports !
Perhaps he likes winter sports !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!
Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.
Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy
How about a crocodile sandwich sir !
How about a crocodile sandwich sir !
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Oh no, who will look after his family !
Oh no, who will look after his family !
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for 5 rupees - a live one?
What do you expect for 5 rupees - a live one?
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
It's fly soup sir!
It's fly soup sir!
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!
I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !
I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup !
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !
Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !
I'll fetch him a spoon sir !
I'll fetch him a spoon sir !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !
Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !
Waiter, there is a slug in my salad !
I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise you where a vegetarian !
I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise you where a vegetarian !
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?
That's bean salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
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