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CS--Funnnnnnnnnnnnnny???!!!


^^^ AJIT ^^^ (SERVICE & CS [CONTD.])     10 July 2009

^^^ AJIT ^^^
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 What is CS???!!!

Foundation-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.

Intermdiate- Dimag ki batti jala de.

Trainee-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.

FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.

Membersip-jhoom barabar jhoom


We had many options to end our life
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest... Education  (CS).



Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone
se pehle,
Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle!
Kya hai CS ye to samajh gaye,
Kash koi rok leta admission hone se pehle.


Are you-
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations! You are a CS Student!!


Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,

Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?

CS Student: all are redundant......merge all u/s 391-394 of the Cos. Act, 1956.


SECRETARY
S-Special
E-Extra-ordinary
C-Calm
R-Royal
E-Enthusiastic
T-Talented
A-Awesome

R-Romantic

Y-Young

Irritating compliances, Fighting on complicated issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, avg. stipend,
People call it Training, We call it LIFE.


CS on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
"Yes dear"
My daughter, are you here?
"Yes dad"
My son, are you here?
"Yes dad"
MY TRAINEES, ARE YOU HERE?
"Yes SIR"
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai............aur mera corporate law ka gutkha??????????


Upcoming Horror Movies In CS:
-The Worthing Trainee
-Khatarnak syllabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result ( on 25-Feb/ 25-Aug)
-Wo aakhri attempt

-corporate governance(the mystery)

Kash koi "Exam Result" ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete.


Ye India ka CS hai bidu,
40 mile to tali bidu,
Attempt lage to gali bidu,
Hua exempt to bole jhakhas,
39 lage to satyanash,
Pass ho to thaat hai,
Fail ho to vaat hai.


5 Years
50 Laws
500 Lectures
5000 Practicals
50000 Sections
500000 Rules
A
normal human being can't bear it.
The remaining abnormals are called
COMPANY .SECRETARIES ....

CS gaali de to kya dega?
Saale 383A ka non compliance,
SEBI ki penalty,
paidaishi subsidiary,
Undischarged Insolvent,
297 ke violation, 295 ke loan, 372A ki guarantee,
Itna marunga ki WINDING UP ho jayega.

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Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)     10 July 2009

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Fantastic one...Keep sharing.

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HITESH PATEL (accounts and taxation executiv)     10 July 2009

HITESH PATEL
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Bhai Me Bhi Teri Hi Tarah CS Ka Sataya Hua Banda Hu ?????? Teri Bate Padh Ke Man Ko Sakun Mila..........Thanks

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CA Mohit Agarwal (Chartered Accountant)     10 July 2009

CA Mohit Agarwal
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hi

Gud 1....................


(Guest)

very nice D @ K , keep it up


(Guest)

It's really funnnnnyyy !

srinivas vengala (company secretary)     10 July 2009

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Hi D @ K   its really nice one.  keep it up

Srinivas V

Company Secretary

 

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Ravi kumar...A Big Fan of Admi (Article Assistant)     10 July 2009

Ravi kumar...A Big Fan of Admi
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:)

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monika gupta (student)     10 July 2009

monika gupta
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very very funny.keep it up.

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Jyoti Malik (ACCOUNTANT)     10 July 2009

Jyoti Malik
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very funny


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