This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FI RST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but fewer than 10)
2.. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Chocolate Calculator.
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CHOCOLATE MATHS
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway -but the Chocolate Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
Replies (5)
Nice Calculation,
| Calculation | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 |
| Pick any No. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Multiply by 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Add 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| Multiply by 50 | 250 | 250 | 250 |
| Add: 1758 for 2009, 1759 for 2010 ….. | 1758 | 1759 | 1760 |
| This Calculation will Show Current Year | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 |
| Less : Your Year of Birth | 1977 | 1977 | 1977 |
| Ur Age | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Calculation | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 |
| Pick any No. | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| Multiply by 2 | 6 | 4 | 2 |
| Add 5 | 11 | 9 | 7 |
| Multiply by 50 | 550 | 450 | 350 |
| Add: 1758 for 2009, 1759 for 2010 ….. | 1758 | 1759 | 1760 |
| This Calculation will Show Current Year + Figure you choose | 2308 | 2209 | 2110 |
| Less : Your Year of Birth | 1977 | 1977 | 1977 |
| Ur Age | 331 | 232 | 133 |
Good one.
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