CAs vs engineers

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Three engineers and three CAs are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three engineers buys a ticket while the three CAs buy only one ticket.

 

“How can the three of you travel on one ticket?” asks an engineer.

“Watch and you’ll see,” answers an CA.

After boarding the train ,the engineers take their respective seats while all three CAs cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.

When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The engineers are impressed with this clever idea. One the way home from the conference, they decide to copy the CAs’ technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the CAs don’t buy a ticket at all!

“How the hell are you going to pull this off?” asks an engineer.

“Watch and you’ll see,” answers a CA.

They board the train. The three engineers cram into one restroom and the three CAs cram into the other restroom.

Shortly after the train departs, one of the CAs leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. “Ticket, please!”

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:) CA rocks..hehe

Hahahahahaha.....Par hai to cheating hi.....:)

hahaha...indeed funny...:P

CA's are clever.

Faad joke hai haaaaaaaa

Ha ha ha

isme ek aur add karlo local train wala third instance

Engineers impressed by second instance doesnt buy any ticket & ca's buy three.

nice one

cheers

Nice ..........

hehehe... Again a nice one... I'll share one too...

 

Once while on audit the auditors were required to measure the height of a long pole standing in the middle in company's garden... They tried and tried... once by putting a ladder beside the pole and they cudn't help it but fall again and again...

 

Just then... An engineer happened to pass from there and she... saw these failed endeavors of these auditors... She came, Swiftly brought down the pole, laid it on the ground, measured it, gave the measurement, and gave it to the auditors, before walking away with a smirk on her face...

 

After she was out of sight... The auditors turned around... and said... HaH... We are asking for the height... and pity her...She gives us the lenght...;);)

This is why quotes rock, right here..   That's great, many thanks!

 

Originally posted by : Resham

hehehe... Again a nice one... I'll share one too...

 

Once while on audit the auditors were required to measure the height of a long pole standing in the middle in company's garden... They tried and tried... once by putting a ladder beside the pole and they cudn't help it but fall again and again...

 

Just then... An engineer happened to pass from there and she... saw these failed endeavors of these auditors... She came, Swiftly brought down the pole, laid it on the ground, measured it, gave the measurement, and gave it to the auditors, before walking away with a smirk on her face...

 

After she was out of sight... The auditors turned around... and said... HaH... We are asking for the height... and pity her...She gives us the lenght...

 Ca's ki hi laga di. Ye to cheating hai.

very nice jokes  ha ha ha 

nice and very funny............. thanks for sharing
East or West, CA is the best.smile. CAs brain became more powerful day by day .hehe. Thanku for sharing sister.

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