CA VS MBA

Dipendar (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (291 Points)

02 April 2010  

 

 

7 MBA and 7 CA's are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to
prove their superiority.

 

SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI) :
7 CA take only 1 Ticket and 7 MBA's buy all 7 tickets..
MBA's are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 CA get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

MBA's say "Dekh lenge"
 

NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala,
from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

 

 

 

 

 

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
MBA's decided, "this time we will prove that we too are
equally SHAANE"....

All 7 MBA's take 1 Ticket
CA don't buy ticket at all!!!!!...

TC arrives....
ALL MBA's IN ONE TOILET.

ALL CA IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One CA gets out and knocks the door of MBA's toilet,
One hand comes with the tickets,

he takes the ticket and comes in CA Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the MBA's from the toilet and they
are heavily fined........
tai tai fissssssss..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA -PUNE) :
SO now both the group on LONAVALA station.

MBA's planning their move for last chance.. they board the local to PUNE .
This time MBA's decide that they will play the same (1ticket) trick.
ALL MBA's take 1 tickets...

CA BUY all 7 tickeits this time...
SO TC Comes..

All CA show their tickets.....
MBA's are still searching for toilet in the
LOCAL...........

 

 

 

CA Rocks...

 

Moral of the Story : An CA is any day smarter than an MBA

Forward this to as many CAs as u can, & as many MBAs who understands
humor..