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For all CA Students-

Are tum kya jano ek student ki keemat 'icai'...

Parents ki shaan hota h ek ca student,
Teachers ka maan hota h ek ca student,
aur
Girlfrnd ke sar ka taj hota h ek ca student...

Result dene se pehle kuch to socha karo...

CA vs RAMAYAN :

Jab se RAMAYAN padhi hai, ek baat maine samajh li hai,
Raavan mare na Shri RAAM k bina, Lanka jale na HANUMAN k bina.....

Jab se CA mein admission li hai, ek aur baat maine samajh li hai,
CA mein na aaye koi Himmat k bina, Koi CA na bane kadi MEHNAT k bina!!!!

Ek number ki Keemat tum kya jano ICAI BABU....

Un CPT students se pucho jinke 99 marks aate hai...

Un IPCC aur PCC students se pucho jinke aggregate 200 ban jate h aur kisi ek subject me 39 no aate hai...

Un students se pucho jinke 59 marks ate h aur exemption k liye ek number se reh jate h,

Un tamam CPT, IPCC, PCC aur FINAL students se pucho jo ek number se fail ho jate h aur agle 6 mahine tak ush ek no k liye fir se mehnat krte h...

Ek no. ki keemat tum kya jano ICAI babu...

Agar ek no ka grace milta to aaj result me b 1% ka grace hota jo bada hi graceful lagta...

Interviewer: Do you have experience in finalization of accounts?

CA: Yes, Sir

I: What is area of your audit specialization?

CA: Assets and liabilities verification.

I: Where do you show the liabilities in the balance sheet?

CA: It will be outside the books, Sir

I: Do you know how to verify cash balances?

CA: I don't know Sir. It is all done at partner's level in the firm where I learnt my trade.

I: Do you to know to prepare a bank reconciliation statement?

CA: It is a tough job Sir, this question I skipped in my CA final exams. But I think it is a paper given by the management to the auditor which is to be kept in our working paper file without any verification. It is not checked in a block of 5 years.

I: What is a bank fixed deposit.

CA: This is an easy question Sir. It is an amount which is used to balance the asset side with the liabilities. We check the arithmetical accuracy using a calculator, spreadsheet and very many advanced statistical tools.

I: Then what do you then know?

CA: Trained to give evasive replies.

I: Where did you do your CA training?

CA: one of the big 4's sir.

I Luv You nai hum Dr./Cr. bolte hain,

Movie kaise dekhen Jab Tally/Excel mein hi pade rehte hain,

Paise mile ya jaye, ghar pe bhi Cash Flow statement hota hai,

Na khud ki khabar Na duniya ki Khabar,

Magar Client ka statement of Total Income by heart yaad hota hai,

Kisi se Dil mile na mile, Balance Sheet ke dono side ko milana zaruri hota hai,

isliye doston

CA AAM INSAAN SE ALAG HOTA HAI!!!