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One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds…
 
I’ll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
 
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.”
 
The teacher said, “Sorry Paddy, that’s not correct.”
 
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
 
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”
 
Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said “David”,
 
The Buddhist boy said “Gautama Buddha” and the Muslim boy said “Mohammed”.
 
They all were not successful.
 
Finally, a Gujju boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”
 
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I’ll give you the 10 pounds that I promised.”
 
As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, “You know Jignesh, since you’re a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
 
Jignesh replied, “Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but Bijness is Bijness!!!!!!
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