Wife : Maaroge to nahi? Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai? Wife : mai pregnant hun Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi?? Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.
Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......
Boy:kall na didi
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Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy plzzzzzzzzzz
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!
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