Boyfrend v/s girlfrend

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ritika

student of life

1146 Points Joined September 2010

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear
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Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa kiaankh pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..??
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl : - hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na....
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Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
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Girl :- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa ke hi maanegi )
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Girl : -12:30
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Boy: - aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
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Girl: -tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta)
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi)
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..??
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )

Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hai.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein .
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Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh se gaana sunne ka naamtak naa le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai..
ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai..
saari umar hamein sang rehna hai..!!
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(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh)
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..??
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Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye....
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Boy :- arey kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..?? (mission complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab)..

Replies (16)

Ki$hor B

Training & Advisory

3015 Points Joined February 2012

the conversation kept me on my toes.

Is this what you do to your friends Ritika?

Guest

was good....but aisi language required nahi thi...anyways...good:-)

ritika

student of life

1146 Points Joined September 2010

hey frenz..ths was just for fun...nthng personal....n i hav posted ths...nt written ths....just for laughing purpose....thts it

Mohit Bhownani

Student

294 Points Joined February 2010

Dekh liya dear jo apko dikhana ko bola,but nice one,

Guest

Nice 1 Ritika...............

Ankita CWA Final Student

Principle Internal Auditor

348 Points Joined March 2012

Language ???????

I don/t think this type of Language is necessary for Laugh?

There are so many innocent Nice and good joke on B.F and G.F. M I Right? or M I right?

For Example

G.F.- Chalo MC Donald me chalte he Janu?

B.F. - Pahele McD ka spelling batao.

G.F. - To KFC me chalte he?

B.F. - KFC ka Full Form batao.

G.F. - chooddo na Janu chalo Vadapao khate hai.

SORRY. if you feel bad but think before you post something on Net where many people come across with it.

It shows that dIsrespect of Woman. As a girl i will not laugh.

SORRY once again. it is my view.

CA Lokesh Pokharna

CA (Ahmedabad Bhilwara Chittorgarh)

4128 Points Joined November 2009

Dear ritika, these are not neded , better if you post professional , value addition content..............

CA Sanjay Bag

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

3350 Points Joined December 2011

Your post is very good. Keep sharing...............

CA.ViVeK M ACA

ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT

28544 Points Joined November 2008

Dear Ritika

be frank , the post of you made me laugh a lot... keep sharing :D

Vikash Maheshwari

learner

6358 Points Joined January 2010

Exactly wat i went thru.,hahahhaa........and trust me kabhi kabhi i also used to think on d same lines....and for those who were offended by d language......plz take dis in d rite spirit.......yhi dialouge bazi jab hum movies me dkhte h toh we laugh like nything.......and nyways she has posted it in d humour section...........plz b a lil libral.......