Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear
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Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa kiaankh pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..??
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl : - hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na....
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Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
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Girl :- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa ke hi maanegi )
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Girl : -12:30
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Boy: - aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
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Girl: -tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta)
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi)
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..??
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hai.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein .
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Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh se gaana sunne ka naamtak naa le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai..
ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai..
saari umar hamein sang rehna hai..!!
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(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh)
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..??
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Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye....
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Boy :- arey kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..?? (mission complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab)..
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon
.
Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
.
Girl : - hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
.
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na....
.
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
.
Girl :- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me
.
Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa ke hi maanegi )
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Girl : -12:30
.
Boy: - aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
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Girl: -tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta)
.
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi)
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..??
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hai.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein .
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Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh se gaana sunne ka naamtak naa le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai..
ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai..
saari umar hamein sang rehna hai..!!
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(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh)
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..??
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Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye....
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Boy :- arey kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..?? (mission complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab)..
.... take a chill pill 
Good i enjoy it. 
CAclubindia
