Balance sheet of your life

LIFE IS A BALANCE SHEET 1. Soul is the proprietor. 2. Punyakarma of your past life is the opening stock. 3. Papakarma of your past life is brought forward liability to be repaid. 4. Family background is Goodwill. 5. Your birth is business commencement. 6. Body is a Tangible Asset 7. Brain is like a computer, which contains mind as an operating system and intelligence is like software, an Intangible Asset. 8. Education, Learning and gaining knowledge are capital introductions and sitting idle and bad habits are your drawings. 9. Doing works (Karma) is book entries. Doing good works (Satkarma) are credited to profit & loss account and bad work (Dushkarm) are debited. 10. Net of Satkarma and Dushkarma is profit or loss, which will be transferred Capital or Reserve. 11. Public are your External Auditors. 12. Conscience is your Internal Auditor. 13. God is the Assessing officer and losses due to diseases, accidents and thefts are Taxes. 14. Pooja, offerings, rituals and donations are bribes to Assessing officer. 15. Earnings through cheating, bribes, harrassing, blackmailing or other unethical means are contingent liabilities. 16. Ethics and morality are the Accounting Standads. 17. Marriage is merger of Business and divorce is demerger. 18. Children are your products and quality of products depends on your direction and motivation. 19. Well educated and earning children are standard Assets (SA), otherwise they are non Performing Assets (NPA). 20. Services & Charities to Society is your Brand. 21. Finally, death is your closure of business. Try your level best to clean your balance sheet, by appointing a good internal auditor and create your brand. ?? ??