Bade hokar kyaa banoge ??

Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Student - Shaadi.

Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.

Student - Dulha Banunga.

Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge

Student - Dulhan.

Teacher-Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.?

Student - Bahu launga.

Teacher - Abhe.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

Student - Pota.

Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe tumhari zindagi ka kya maksad hai.?

Student -"HUM DO HAMAARE DO...!