Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher-Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.?
Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Abhe.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student - Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe tumhari zindagi ka kya maksad hai.?
Student -"HUM DO HAMAARE DO...!
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