Are u ready for marriage

CA.G.Muguntha Narayanan (Internal Auditor at TVS Motors)   (2195 Points)

16 September 2010  

Do u wanna know whether u r ready for marriage, it's simple now, just follow any of these listed techniques, and find it for yourself.

1: The Room Trap Technique
This is a very easy and efficient way to find out.
Here's how you can do it.


One fine day enter into your bedroom, take a big iron lock, and
lock your room from inside. and then throw the key outside from the
window. make sure that you don't have anything of interest with you in
the room. No laptops, mobile


Now if you are able to stay in that room, without any problem, till
someone discovers that you have been in that room for last 2 days,
without any food, water and entertainment. It means that you are ready
to Go!


Else, if you start feeling TRAPPED! and you start crying for help,
you want to get out, but you have no key and you feel helpless....then
you have got it, it's what the marriage is all about! stay away from it

2: The Credit Card Abuse Technique

On one fine day go to a busy market street, and drop your credit card on
the road and you are all set, just come back to home. and sit relaxed
for month, and wait for your credit card statement to come.

Now please go through the bill and details of how your credit card
got abused. If you can take all this and still smile and are in
position to pay the bill, then you are ready! just say those words "I
do"

Else please understand that your credit card will be abused like
this for the rest of your life, and you will have to take all this with
a smile on your face. so think twice before you do the DO!

3: The Chewing Gum Technique

A very simple, quick but effective technique. Go to your nearest super
store and buy a single chewing gum. Now put into your mouth and start
chewing it, enjoy the sweet flavored juices, which will flow in your
mouth for sometime, then the chewing will start turning tasteless, and
bland. now you will be tempted to spit the gum and replace with a fresh
one. so the real test starts now. You have to keep chewing that gum for
the rest of the day. no sweetness, no artificial flavors, no juices,
Just a piece of rubber in your mouth.


If you can do it successfully, then the gates of marriage are open
and also welcoming you in. Else, some relationships can become like a
stale chewing gum, and you have to get used to them, before you get
into them.



Hope the above mentioned
techniques, will help you in take this important decision of life.
These techniques are certified by ISO 2008 Indian Govt Quality Process.