Appraisal assesment letter

Dear Manager (HR),



      Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found 

      hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without

      wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never

      thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

      finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended 

      measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

      breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

      vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

      knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be 

      classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be

      dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be

      promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

      sent away as soon as possible. 

    

      Signed - Project Leader   



     

     NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report

     sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) 

     for my true assessment of him.