Ants and the Grasshoppers

CA Akshay Kumar Mishra (Chartered Accountant ) (1784 Points)

06 January 2011  
Hi,
 
I have no idea from whose creative mind this story has come out, but then it clearly represents the ‘current state’ of INDIA. Do think about it.
 
Old Story:
 
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
 
Laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool
 
And laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and
 
Well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the
 
Cold.
 
 
New Indian Version:
 
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
 
Laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool
 
And laughs dances plays the summer away.
 
 
 
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
 
To know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
 
Are cold and starving.
 
 
 
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
 
Next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with
 
Food.
 
 
 
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
 
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
 
 
 
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
 
 
 
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
 
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
 
 
 
Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.
 
 
 
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for
 
Not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
 
 
 
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
 
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support
 
As against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
 
 
 
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in
 
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
 
 
 
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in
 
The heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
 
Grasshoppers.
 
 
 
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
 
Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
 
 
 
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against
 
Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.
 
 
 
Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational
 
Institutions in Government Services.
 
 
 
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
 
To pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government
 
And handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.
 
 
 
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
 
 
 
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
 
 
 
CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'
 
 
 
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
 
 
 
 
 
Many years later...
 
 
 
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
 
Company in Silicon Valley,
 
 
 
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
 
In India ,
 
 
 
...AND
 
 
 
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
 
Grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!