ACA VS FCA VS DCA

LeTTer by a Dummy Articles Student:

I didn't learn to stay till midnight in the office,

i didn't learn how to use a computer to the maximum,

i didn't learn the Tally,

i didn't learn how to deal with clients and collegues,

i didn't learn to travel for audits,

i didn't learn to deal with March and September pressures,

i didn't learn to work 6 days a week for low a stipend,

i didn't learn to bear the angry face of my boss,

i didn't learn to work 10 hrs a day,

How didn't learn how to prepare a Covering Letter,

i didn't learn how life would be,

i didn't know what is Confidence,

I cleared my final exam and don't know what to do after getting selected for a job,

There are ACAs, Associate Chartered Accountants

There are FCAs, Fellow Chartered Accountants

and i am an DCA, a Dummy Chartered Accountant

....what you want to become? a Confident Person or a DCA...!!?