Abbreviations for our degrees & cholates

Arpit Shah (Accountant) (21438 Points)

16 October 2014  

Abbreviations for our degrees

 

 

B.A ?- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE

B.E ?- BEAUTIFUL EYES

B.Sc ? BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE

B.L ?- BEAUTIFUL LIPS

M.B.A ? MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

   BS: Bull Shit 
   MS: More of the Same 

 

PHD---à>>>>>

Patiently hoping for a Degree
Piled higher and Deeper
Professorship? hah! Dream on!
Please hire. Desperate.
Pour him a Drink
Philosophically Disturbed
Probably headed for Divorce
Probably heavily in Debt
Patiently headed Downhill...
Permanent head Damage
Potential heavy Drinker
Professional hamburger Dispenser... "Would you like fries with that?"
Post hole Digger
Professional hair Dresser
Piano hauling Done
Pizza hut Driver
Pretty heavily Depressed
Prozac handouts Desired

 

KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.
PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!