6 negatives lines ,with positive meanings

1.Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle 

2.Forgive your enemy, but remember the person's name  .

3.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again  

4.Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them
.
5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice

6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!!