" New Financial Definations (Funny ) "
I've bored you enough already with the technical jargon of tax laws, insurance and stock markets. What’s life without humour? Why not take a break and have some lighter stuff to read and laugh about? So this post is about some interesting and funny definitions:
New Financial Definitions…
1. Banker: A fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it rains.__Mark Twain and Robert Frost
2. Lawyer: A learned gentlemen who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself.__Lord Henry P. Brougham
3. Consultant: A person who borrow your watch to tell you the time and then walk off with your watch.__Robert Townsend
4. Tax payer: One who does not have to pass a civil-service exam to work for the government__Ronald Reagan
5. Economist: A person who knows more about money than the people who have it.
6. Optimist: A person who keeps the engine of his car running while his wife is shopping.
7. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
8. Rich Man: Nothing but a poor man with money.
9. Advertising: The art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.__Will Rogers
10. Advertisement: The most truthful part of the newspaper.__Thomas Jefferson
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